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Арда other Virgin vs. Chad ...Арда фэндомы 

Virgin Ore
Wears shitty low quality "armor"
Undisciplined and pathetic
Relies on trolls for siege warfare
Below average intelligence, barely higher than an animal
Gets weakened by the sun
Wouldn't even dream of eating Chad Uruk-hai
Shitty cheap weapons
Literally enters a state of panic if



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Virgin Ore Wears shitty low quality "armor" Undisciplined and pathetic Relies on trolls for siege warfare Below average intelligence, barely higher than an animal Gets weakened by the sun Wouldn't even dream of eating Chad Uruk-hai Shitty cheap weapons Literally enters a state of panic if not in a horde Can only win battles via outnumbering and swarming Kills things just for fun, even if detrimental Army of-150,000 can't even handle a city garrison, let alone reach the keep Gets stomped by a cavalry charge led by a mediocre king Has to rely on trolls, Haradrim, Easterlings, and Nazgul to get anything done Works for an edgelord LARPing as Morgoth who everyone hates Chad Uruk-hai Only kills what he is ordered to Makes sure virgin ores are on the menu for dinner and eats them Wears plate armor Uses the most technologically advanced weapons available to toe with any anemy Can handle siege warfare on their own Army of-10,000 defeated a fortress garrison and got all the way to the inside of the keep Intelligence on par with any other humanoid Could only be stopped by a cavalry charge led by an angel backed by literal living forest No help needed, can do everything on their own Sun doesn't bother him at all Disciplined and deadly Can go toe
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Орки из Вархаммер 40 k - Hold my mushroom beer, zog !
Дружок-грибовичок, ты, кажется, ошибся дверью, клуб любителей зелёных главреж двумя свалками ниже.
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FUCK YOU, ZOG !
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